You know those pregnant women that just glow? They look so cute, they're always pulled together, they really actually glow! Where you one of those kind of pregnant women?
I'm not.
Yes, growing a human is an extremely beautiful thing. I am in complete awe of the entire life process, and I think it's pretty incredible that I have the ability to create and nurture a life inside of my body. But...
I'm uncomfortable, it's hot out, my clothes don't fit, maternity clothes are just not attractive, it's getting difficult to bend over, I'm not supposed to sleep on my back, I can't sleep on my stomach, my emotions are like a freight train that has jumped the track, I have veins that are bulging out of my legs, my appetite is crazy, I can't seem to ingest enough ice cream to satisfy myself, I can't go for a run to take care of the freight train emotions and ice cream in one shot, everything makes me tired, and (to top it off) I can't do the one thing I REALLY want to do (which would help me deal with all of this madness) - sit on the front porch and drink a nice chilled glass of chardonnay.
Whew!! Aren't you glad your not my husband right now?!?
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